From Your Least Disappointing Child Greeting Card

Happy Mother's Day!

Behold the glory of wishing your lovely mum a Happy Mother's Day with a card while throwing masses of shade at your beloved sibling(s)! The card is bright and beautiful and has silver foiled lettering to be sure, but did we make it clear enough that this card will completely diss a brother or sister at the same time?! Picture the scene of you all gathering round mum on the day to give love and gifts and cards, then your ma pulls this little zinger out of the envelope and it gets to sit on the mantelpiece for the rest of the day in a passive aggressive affectionate dig at the rest of her offspring. All the makings of a top Mother's Day in shiny cardboard form!

The greeting card is blank inside for your message (although we think the message is quite clear on the front!!)