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Yep, this print is an absolute must for music lovers who appreciate the more rebellious side of musical artists no matter if their era was rock and roll, punk, grunge or electronic to name but a few (and with over 300 bands and artists referenced, there are a lot more bands and genres to choose from too). A cool, clever and contemporary print for an office, study or alternative living space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print is a metallic gold screen print on Keaykolour Navy blue uncoated paper and measures 80 cm x 60 cm. 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