Happy Birthday to the Family Member I'm Least Ashamed to be Related to Card

Do you need a card that compliments the recipient while throwing entire shade at all other family members?

Then look no further than this brutal, funny and lovely to look at Birthday Card designed to make the Birthday person feel good and mortally offend everyone else in the room, probably. At least you'll have each other when the rest of the fam stop talking to you!

Blank greeting card for your message (although you may have said enough!)