No One Disrespects My Tortoise Card
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Never take the mick out of the majestic tortoise. It's been around a lot longer than you living purely off lettuce. And especially never take on the dragging of a tortoise when its owner is an angry looking naked bloke with a tasty right hook. Life hacks here from artist David Shrigley, in the form of a greeting card, so you can pass on this chin saving knowledge to friends and loved ones.
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