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Let the Festivities Be Gin Greeting Card
£3.95
We love gin based puns! And we love gin based Birthday cards and gin based enamel pins. So a big whoop goes to this little belter that combines all three...
You're the Best Card With Sequin Mum Sticker
£3.95
Forget flowers and say it with sequins! You know your mum is the best, obvs, and we're sure you tell her all the time too. But how can this fabulousness...
Cool Mum Pin Badge Mother's Day Card
£3.95
Sure, other mums can be kind, loving and generous. But are they cool? Not like your super cool mum, anyway, who will know how to rock this enamel pin badge...
It's Going to Learn to Swear Greeting Card
£2.95
It sure is! If you know expectant parents who have a cracking sense of humour, then you can definitely go down the route of sarcasm, slight threat and light hearted...
Wellcome Collection SOS Set of 6 Postcards
£4.00
Save Our Souls! Those clever people at the Wellcome Collection, working with Plinth, have come up with five possibly life saving postcards to deal with modern life. What once might...
Can You Perform Under Pressure Greeting Card
£2.95
'No, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.' Based on a vintage Ladybird book illustration, this card will appeal to anyone with a shared silly sense of humour who enjoys...
Dad I'm Pregnant Greeting Card
£2.95
No, Wait. Wrong Card. Sorry About That. Happy Father's Day. Why not really treat your dad this father's day by giving him the gift of a molatov cocktail of emotion...
Give Birthday Card to Idiot Greeting Card
£3.95
To Do. It's not the longest of lists, really, but it is important. And this greeting card is the perfect way to do it. It even provides the tick of...
Have an Amazing Birthday Octopus Card
£3.95
Nothing says Birthday like a neon sequinned octopus! And if that neon sequinned octopus is in the form of a huge cool patch attached to a birthday card telling the...
Have a Mermazing Day! Greeting Card
£3.95
A birthday card with extra swish. This gorgeous birthday card of a mermaid's tail has an extra bit of magic. The reversible sequinned tail is actually a patch which can...
David Shrigley Wake Up and Smell the Garbage Greeting Card
£2.95
Oo, this one hits home a little harder. Goodbye 2020, hello 2021. Yeah, not been that great so far either. So embrace the stench of world happenings and send this...
Boom! It's Your Birthday Card
£3.95
Boom! Like a crack of thunder and crack of lightning, it's time to celebrate a birthday with a bright red card with a sequin flash that also doubles as a...
Idiot Cat Card
£2.95
Cats will judge you. There's no doubt about that. Observe this supposedly cute kitten throwing mental shade at his little black and white kitten friend. Kitten friend has just somehow...
Dad, You're One of My Favourites Parents Greeting Card
£2.95
Just in case you don't want Dad to become too big for his boots... You love your Dad, that's for sure. And he definitely has his uses in the parenting...
Cool Dads Have Cool Kids
£2.95
Yeah they do! Give you and your dad some self congratulatory kudos this Father's Day with this cool card confirming that cool dads have cool kids in cool shiny silver...
David Shrigley We Are Good Friends Greeting Card
£2.95
Though on occasions we have the most frightful arguments. Here's artist David Shrigley looking to the world of nature to represent the foibles of the human race. Look how sad...
Frida Catlo Card
£2.95
If you've ever wondered what iconic artist Frida Kahlo would look like as a cat - wonder now more! Nia Gould has taken all the elements that make Kahlo so...
David Bowie Changes Card
£2.95
'Time May Change Me, But I Can't Trace Time' Never has there been a more iconic musician who altered his look then David Bowie. From Ziggy Stardust to Aladdin Sane...
Sequin Dachshund Greeting Card
£3.95
What a good boy of a greeting card. There's nothing cuter than a dachshund, unless you put that little dachshund in a stripy jumper made from sequins and turn him...
It's Remarkable Greeting Card
£2.95
How Long We've Tolerated Each Other A greeting card for those among us who have been in a more, shall we say, long term relationship but who still maintain a...
Have a Cool Birthday Space Ship Patch Card
£3.95
A birthday card that's out of this world! With a silver, sequinned UFO and a beam of rainbow sequinned light, this birthday card is actually a patch which can be...
Sloth Party Animal Greeting Card
£3.95
Whatever it is that makes a party swing, this sloth has it. Even though this cute sloth is in the form of an enamel pin, you can tell it has...
Social Media Card
£2.50
'Don't you think social media is ruining conversation?' *Like* A generational divide in vintage Ladybird form, Older lady is asking a question about the state of society and its addiction...
Hokey Cokey Card
£2.50
'I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey but I turned myself around and that's what it's all about!' Ahh, a wonderful take on a kid's party classic with an allusion...
I Regret to Inform You Card
£2.95
But Your Childhood Has Expired Ouch. It's a good job this greeting card is in a jolly yellow colour with silver embossed lettering as it's delivering quite a bombshell of...
Basquicat Greeting Card
£2.95
Graffiti artist Basquicat is the coolest of cats. Known for being one of the most influential artists of the cat community Basquicat rose to prominence in the 1980's. Basquicat experienced huge...
Rene Mogritte Card
£2.95
In case the 'Son of Man' by Magritte wasn't surreal enough, replace the artist as a cat and you're on the Surrealist next level! This cool card by Nia Gould...
Women and Pizza Birthday Card
£2.95
Wishing You a Yummy Birthday! It's the simple things in life that you may have missed over the last months. Like sitting with your girlfriends, having a good catch up...
Cool Cat Sequin Card
£3.95
You're one cool cat! What's cooler than an orange cat on a greeting card? Wrap it up in sequins, that's what! A huge sequin cat head card for a cool...
World's Greatest Dad Father's Day Card
£2.95
Your dad deserves his name in lights! But if you're not in a position to mess with actual electricity then we could have the solution in this Father's Day greeting...
Best Dad Ever Greeting Card
£2.95
Keep it simple. Keep it neat. Keep it real. If you think your Dad is the Best Dad Ever, then there's no need to look any further than this awesome...
The Ladybird Book of Reckless Dads Greeting Card
£2.95
When it comes to the canon of reckless dads, old Daedalus was the OG. And if you, like poor Icarus, has a dad who would thinking nothing of strapping you...
You're The Best Enamel Pin Badge Card
£3.95
No 1 Mum! Show your mum she's a winner this Mother's Day with this cool Mother's Day card which not only let's her know you think she's the best, but...
Mum in a Million Pin Badge Card
£3.95
Say it with alliteration this Mother's Day! Show your mum her worth on Mother's Day by giving her, not only this beautiful Mother's Day card with gold foil writing, but...
Sorry, You're Too Old For Presents Greeting Card
£3.95
At least you Avocado! You've just got to love a vegetable based pun when it comes to greeting cards and this one involving an avocado is top notch. And the...
They Don't Look Like Jimmy Choos Greeting Card
£2.95
There's just no pleasing some people. If you feel kids are getting more discerning from an early age then this card will hit the spot. While we viewed getting a...
What's the Difference Greeting Card
£2.95
'What's the Difference Between Ignorance and Apathy?' 'Don't Know, Don't Care' I mean, he's not wrong. A clever card for people who enjoy word play, smart ass-ery and sarcasm all...
Squashed Bit of Tree Christmas Card
£2.95
If Ever There Was an Appropriate Occasion To Give You What is Effectively A Squashed Bit of Tree Folded in Half. It'd be Christmas. Merry Christmas! From honest, humorous Christmas...
Tyneside Skyline Merry Christmas Card
£2.95
Merry Christmas from the best place on earth! Send greetings this Christmas from all the north east icons including the Angel of the North. Tyne Bridge and the mighty BALTIC...
Santa's Sleigh Christmas Card
£3.95
Has he been?! Santa's sleigh is on its way full to bursting with Christmas presents with fancy bows and sequins. Celebrate the excitement of the upcoming festivities with this fabulous...
David Catney Card
£2.95
A bigger splash? But cats don't like water! Unless of course it's David Catney, proudly showing off said splash against the iconic Hockney-esque pool house and swimming pool. Evoking the...
Mondrian Greeting Card Puzzle
£4.95
A greeting card that you can't make into a jigsaw? No, thank you. Sending greeting cards has gone up a level with this cool, art inspired greeting card made from...
You Are the Gin to My Tonic
£2.95
Cheers, babe! What could be nicer than a lovely Gin and Tonic? And, if you are someone who finds the sincere value in a good G&T, then what's a better...
Girl With Oranges Birthday Card
£2.95
Oranges are not the only fruit.. But they do look lovely, fun and delicious on this joyful Birthday card featuring a wonderful redheaded lady, frolicking through some falling oranges and...
Super Dad Enamel Pin Father's Day Card
£3.95
Who's got a Super Dad? You've got a Super Dad! So why not treat him on Father's Day this year with the gift of an enamel badge with rainbow streaks,...
Mum, You're Simply Gin-Credible Card
£3.95
Treat your mum to a Gin based pun! A joyful card for a mum that likes her cocktails to come with a botanical hit, tonic and a wedge of something...
Fat Cat, Little Bird Greeting Card
£2.95
A cute fat cat and its little friend. This adorable greeting card is unashamedly cute and perfect for cat lovers of all ages. With a chunky ginger cat swinging from...
Mine Was the Herb Crusted Cod Greeting Card
£2.95
Jesus, he's a tad discerning. After all that miracle performing, it's surely not that unreasonable to expect your loaves and fishes to arrive with a little more embellishment than this...
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