Heroin and Cocaine Shakers


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  • Would Sir like some seasoning?

    Ah, David Shrigley, you never disappoint with your designs of snigger inducing inappropriateness. And this time, Mr Shrigley, you've clearly surpassed yourself with quite the eye popping addition to condiment offering at the next dinner party. These heroin and cocaine salt and pepper shakers will bring a whole new meaning to adding a bit of oomph to your meal and will be a talking point of epic proportions for months to come. CALM DOWN PEOPLE! These aren't really shakers full of illegal narcotics for atop your Sunday dinner. Please use them for salt and pepper purposes only. However, we always enjoy recommending a 'do not' with any Shrigley product and this one is a must - 'do not' take them out at family Christmas dinners, children's birthday parties or a meal to impress your new boss. These shakers are for grown ups with a sense of humour only - take the sentiment with a large pinch of salt! (I thank you.)

    The shakers are porcelain (fancy), measure 10 cm x 6 cm (standard) and come in a black gift box (for gift giving anarchy).

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    UK £4.95
    Europe £25.00
    Rest of World £40.00