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Am I a Good Father Greeting Card
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Am I a good father Steve? My name is David. We just need to leave this greeting card to do its own talking really because if you didn't do some kind...
Am I a Good Mother Greeting Card
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Am I a good mother Susan? My name is Amy. This vintage Ladybird card with a twist is the perfect Mother's Day card for any mum who has ever had a...
Mummy's Breaking Point Greeting Card
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And you thought she didn't have one.. Of course our mum's are perfect. The problem is, we're not. So there will come a time in a Mother's hour/day/week/life where things...
Ask Your Grandma Greeting Card
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"What's it like having the best daughter in the world?" "Ask Your Grandma". Well, didn't vintage mum just burn up her cat hugging daughter right there in this Ladybird Book...
Book About Turtles Greeting Card
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'I'm looking for a book about turtles.' 'Hardback?' 'Yes, with small heads.' Sometimes silliness is key to a creating a laugh out loud greeting card featuring vintage illustrations from Ladybird...
Camouflage Card
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'Didn't see you at camouflage training Jones.' 'Thank you sir.' You just can't beat the kind of humour that infers that camouflage is invisible and this card from Kiss Me...
Can You Perform Under Pressure Greeting Card
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'No, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.' Based on a vintage Ladybird book illustration, this card will appeal to anyone with a shared silly sense of humour who enjoys...
Idiot Cat Card
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Cats will judge you. There's no doubt about that. Observe this supposedly cute kitten throwing mental shade at his little black and white kitten friend. Kitten friend has just somehow...
Social Media Card
£2.50
'Don't you think social media is ruining conversation?' *Like* A generational divide in vintage Ladybird form, Older lady is asking a question about the state of society and its addiction...
Hokey Cokey Card
£2.50
'I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey but I turned myself around and that's what it's all about!' Ahh, a wonderful take on a kid's party classic with an allusion...
The Ladybird Book of Reckless Dads Greeting Card
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When it comes to the canon of reckless dads, old Daedalus was the OG. And if you, like poor Icarus, has a dad who would thinking nothing of strapping you...
They Don't Look Like Jimmy Choos Greeting Card
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There's just no pleasing some people. If you feel kids are getting more discerning from an early age then this card will hit the spot. While we viewed getting a...
What's the Difference Greeting Card
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'What's the Difference Between Ignorance and Apathy?' 'Don't Know, Don't Care' I mean, he's not wrong. A clever card for people who enjoy word play, smart ass-ery and sarcasm all...
Mine Was the Herb Crusted Cod Greeting Card
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Jesus, he's a tad discerning. After all that miracle performing, it's surely not that unreasonable to expect your loaves and fishes to arrive with a little more embellishment than this...
It's a Girl Greeting Card
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Awkward.. Giving a new spin on the whole nativity story vibe, here we have Mary, Joseph, little donkey, shepherd watching his flock and a lowing cow gathered round a baby...
Irritable Owl Syndrome Greeting Card
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'You're getting on my nerves.' Introducing a bird with an irritable owl syndrome who appears to be irked by everything. Surely it can't be irked by this funny pun of...
Why Do You Want This Job? Greeting Card
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'I've Always Been Passionate About Not Starving To Death' When it comes to a job interview, honesty is not always the best policy. No matter what you're feeling on the...
Gender-Specific Greeting Card
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A card tackling today's issues. Back in the Ladybird Vintage book days it was totally acceptable to encourage a young lad in a toy shop to purchase a manly yellow...
Do You Have Any Sicilian Truffle Oil Greeting Card
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Oliver has upped his culinary game.. Once upon a time Charles Dickins' titular character would have bee satisfied with a little bit more gruel when he dared to ask for...
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